I just couldn't help myself

Your Adult Film Star Name Is...

Spanky Bottoms

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Personally, I think that fits well with me. No complaints here about my Adult Film Star Name lol.

Stuff about Lucy

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people. (Okay, these are the Rules, but I want to tag more, so I tag Rose, Persephone, Thursday and Always Aroused Girl.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? Personally I prefer sex at night. I’m more of a night owl, but then sex anytime is good isn’t it?

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye? I’m not really into sex music all that much, but to pick one…it would have to be Marvin Gaye. Oh that voice.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos? BOTH! Pics are good, but how good are x-rated home videos?

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House? Okay, I had to Google who Dr Doug Ross was, but now I know. If I had to choose out of the two it would be Dr. Ross. But I agree with The Naughty One….Dr. Shepherd from Grey’s Anatomy should get a look in.

5. Vibrator or Dildo? Definitely the dildo that vibrates. And the bigger the better!

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? Lights on of course.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt? Cunt wins way above pussy. To me, pussy is another way to call someone ‘chicken’.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex? He can spank me whenever He wants (and He does just that).

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane? Well, I haven’t tried either. My first thought was elevator, but then….no, I’m going to stick with elevator. Sex in an elevator would be HOT!

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? Okay, I didn’t know who these two men were so I googled them. Going by what’s on Wikipedia, I would have to say I’d go for Ron Jeremy. He’s older than Peter (and I love older men) and given that they don’t give Peter’s length, Ron’s the winner. (Yep I’m a sucker for big cock).

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick? Cock wins, hands down. Dick is a man named Richard, or what you call a man based on his behaviour. E.g. “God that guy’s such a dick!”

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? Umm…I would probably have to go with Linda Lovelace. Jenna doesn’t do much for me, and I know Linda has had encounters with four-legged friends ;-)

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? I’ve only just found out about Bondage Tape in the past week. So based on what I’ve tried…Rope Bondage. But I would like to try the tape.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? This is a no brainer…receive anal sex (Sorry Master). I can’t help it if I love something in my arse can I?

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? I have class so I would have to say call girl for celebs, but it would be interesting to try stripping in a skanky bar. How about I start my own business from home and get rich that way? ;-)

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? I’d like to try both. I’m bi, so I think both would be interesting. Being with another woman and man would be great, but I love the idea of DP!

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil? Not fussed on either really.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? Pearl Necklace for sure. I love it when a man cums on me. Mmmm, very nice indeed.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger? Can I choose both? LOL.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross? Being tied to the cross would be interesting and I’m biased in my decision because I haven’t tried that before, but my answer would be the bed.

I'm back (so un-original but anyway...)

Okay, so I'm back to normal. Well, back to my old self anyway. Not sure how normal any of us really are. And to be honest what really is 'normal'? Anyway, that's a discussion for another time and I'm getting off track.

I have been sick. I had a viral illness for 4 or so days. I had nausea and pain and couldn't get enough sleep. I was not sexy. I did not feel sexy. And I certainly wasn't up for the usual (even though there were times I was wet and kinda wanted to masturbate. The nausea stopped me from taking the thought any further.). However that has all changed.

I am back to my usual, slutty masturbating self. I have something I want to post about, but I don't want to rush it. It happened to me yesterday, it was great and I definitely want it to happen again. I've got pictures, but we'll see if He lets me post one.

In the mean time, I found this on My Husband's Slut and thought I'd do it and post it here.

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a public place? Yes
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? No
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? No
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? Yes
Been in a car accident? No
Pole danced or done a striptease? Yes
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Caught someone having sex? No
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Do you sleep naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? No
Gone outside naked? Yes

Alright, so there you have it. All my answers, and that's all I can say, unless someone asks me something about it. Enjoy and do it yourself if you like...I'd like to read your answers. But if you do do it, please let me know.

Lucy