Wobbily bits

I won't ever be described as a petite woman, or even close to petite.

In today's society, where so much emphasis is placed on looking like a praying mantis, I am proud to say that I am a big beautiful woman!

I love my curves and the fact that you can't see my bones protruding.

I am voluptuous, and I'd be lost without my bumps and wobbily bits.