Found this joke online...couldn't help but share it with you all.
Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?"
Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
I am a young woman in my twenties. I am in a long-term relationship with an older man, who is my best friend, my partner, my lover, and my Daddy. I am His submissive little girl. This is my life, and I love being me!!